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 By What A Gay Person Do That You Must Create A Day To Attack The Gay 
Community? If You Are Fair And Honest About What’s And What’s Not 
Natural, Why Aren’t You Trying To Fix The Lonely Straight People 
Troubles? When It Comes Down To Religion: Christians, Muslims, Jews, 
Could It Be That Your Kind Isn’t Wanted In The Conversation About 
Straight People And Gay People?  Explain Adam Of The Bible Incest? 

 
 So, I am writing this cool article about Straight Pride because I 
was attacked on facebook by a Straight Pride advocate. Yes, it happened 
to me as things like this can and will happen to you. I saw a 
mean-spirited post -Straight Pride. Last time I checked, the 
intellectual that I am, there’s nothing to be Proud about being Straight
 because it's your JOB not your REWARD to be Straight- if that’s what 
you choose to do, by the way, not to be. So, dumb… being Straight is 
something a person does not be. Being Gay is something a person is, not 
do. Understand the difference between the two?
 What’s wrong, you
 can even accept the meaning of doing and being? Probably not. Could be 
that’s just one of many reasons why you are bothered by Homosexuality.
 I asked the question, why did you post this Straight Pride stuff?
 In response, I was attacked. He called me an idiot. He called other 
people, complete strangers idiots. Of course, he was quick to call me an
 idiot because he assumed that a Straight person wouldn’t wonder about 
the Straight Pride thing, that’s new.
 But when he realized that 
It wasn’t a Gay person the he was speaking back and forth with, he 
panicked, like most cowards do, and then name-called me an idiot again. I
 said, here’s my address, come see me.
 You see, at first if I 
had said what I really wanted to say, man, I don’t have time for that 
crap, I’m trying to get me some good loving, -now you know I would have 
used the P-word, come on now, you know the P-word it has letters u. s. 
s. y. in it, and not the GL-word here, but for mutual respect folks, I 
chose to use the GL-word, meaning good loving, - I would have given my 
cover away and the Straight Pride guy would have said nothing.
 So, the Straight guy assumes that he was going back and for with a Gay person.
 I know, I know, Gay people use the P-word too. Stop laughing. Okay, go ahead and laugh. 
 Because having humor really helps when you discuss this so-called 
Straight Pride and Gay Pride topic. It was never about who’s going to 
win, Straight or Gay? Angry people are always trying to drag others into
 their anger. That’s really what it is about.
 Those good old 
days of just being able to attack others for no apparent reason are 
over.  GONE. So, they got to come up with something suffocated- I mean 
self-suffocating, I meant to say.
 Seems to me that Straight people are suffocating compared to Gay people. Just Miserable Me People.     
 Anyway, so, you think that Straight Parents Don’t have Gay children? 
Want to make a Straight Parent angry as hell really quick? Parents will 
do what they got to do to protect their own, you know. Start out by 
launching attacks against their kids and see what happens. When it comes
 to being Straight or Gay, you just never know what you’re going to get 
in the mix of human beings. And just a reminder, a parent is not what 
you or I define a parent to be… You would be surprised how many people 
voluntarily make themselves parents. I mean, who can stop it? And if you
 could stop a person from being a parent, why would you? Why would you 
be bothered about someone being a parent?
 So, you best use your 
intellect instead of your mighty dominance before you go launching 
targeted attacks against people, Gay or Straight. They just might belong
 to someone. A Gay person might belong to a U.S. Marine. I wouldn’t want
 to be caught in a situation where there’s a angry marine at my door, - 
an angry marine who does running and jogging for long periods of time, 
running and jogging in boots- ever seen a marine running in boots, 
wearing uncomfortable long pants on, hot as all get out, a marine 
smiling all the way, running at a pace, without stopping, friendly 
waving to people as the marine is jogging by? Now that’s some kind of 
Pride, I’d say. Wouldn’t you agree? Or, it could be that the marine is a
 Gay person, just being gay is undetected.
 So then, you Straight
 Pride people, how come you haven’t launched a thing so that everyone 
clearly understand that you are about attacking the U.S. Marines day? 
Okay, forget the marines, put them tough handsome males and beauty 
females aside. What about the U.S. Army? Hey, the Army that they are 
less than the Marines. Go after them with your Straight Pride stuff. 
Still too much for you? What we got left for you to attack and Straight 
Pride? The U.S. Navy, the U.S. Airforce, the U.S. Coast Guard, did I 
leave any of those soldier people out?
 Say, there’s a 
recruitment office for young people in just about every community, the 
Straight and Gay community that is, so why don’t you go to one of those 
recruitment offices, open the door, walk right in, and hit a marine, 
taking a guess that the marine is Gay? Why wait for Straight Pride?
 To be clear, Straight Pride is nothing more than a vicious attack 
against anyone who is contemplating being Gay. More importantly, 75% of 
people who are sexual intercourse age and romance age appropriate are 
coping with REAL trouble of life, the trouble of being lonely. Why you 
not doing Lonely Pride? You got to be so proud that there are millions 
of people, especially in the U.S. who are lonely. Except most folk who 
have average mental health realized that being lonely is nothing to have
 pride about. Well, maybe being lonely is pride for you- Straight Pride.
 So, own it.
 Therefore, I’m going to come out of the closet, 
whatever that really means, and stop hiding what so many people really 
feel about this Straight Pride nonsense but just haven’t got around to 
telling it. And at the same time, I going to keep the attention of good 
people who really wish somebody would start talking about loneliness and
 how come it’s so difficult to just meet someone, anyone, for romance.
 Straight Pride, this Straight Pride stuff most likely was created by a 
male. Why? Because mainly, not all, males are interested in attacking 
someone for no apparent reason. That’s why. And too, mainly, not all, 
females are more intellectual than males are. Sorry males, but that’s a 
fact, not a desire. And because of so many males and their own mental 
weaknesses, males desire to fight about every thing instead of use good 
and sound reasoning. But then again, there are many weak-minded females 
about. 
 You have a weak mind if you’re bothered by what people 
do, not what YOU do, when it comes to sexual intercourse and romantic 
relationships. I bring this up because the first thing that Straight 
Pride people, or anyone else who are bothered by Homosexuality, is make 
attacks making mythical claims that being Gay has everything to do with 
mental health- code phrase for being sick in the mind.
 Each and 
every time there is an intellectual speaking about Gay Pride and 
Straight people, most often, it is the Straight people who have no 
intellect to explain what’s really bothering them about what people do 
sexually with the same sex. If you are bothered by what Gay people do 
sexually and can’t even explain why you are bothered could it be that 
the mental health issue is with YOU and not Gay?
 Can you explain 
why you are even pondering or imagining or daydreaming about what Gay 
people are doing sexually? Who actually has that much time on their 
hands to be bothered about Gay sex?
 It’s not natural? It’s an 
abomination? Every time I hear someone say, it’s not natural, it’s an 
abomination, I start laughing. Come to think about it, I have always 
just started laughing when there’s an individual saying the words, not 
natural, an abomination. Maybe you too should try it. Just start 
laughing.
 I laugh, ever since I was a young boy, because the 
first thing that happens is I realize that whoever is saying that being 
Gay isn’t natural, it’s abomination, they are trying to get me to 
picture in my mind two people having sexual intercourse. As a kid, 
picturing something like two people having sex was instantly funny to 
me. Really. I never actually thought about it, what it even looked like.
 And, being honest about it, it’s was funny to me then and it still is 
funny to me now being a fully-grown man. After the picture in my mind, I
 move on. The funny is over, for me, that is.  What does that have to do
 with me?
 And so, then, here comes God… The Jewish, who can’t 
even figure out what really is a natural Jew? Natural. The Islamic, who 
can even tell somebody so who wrote the Holy Scriptures? And oh, my 
god,- the Christian, be you Catholic or Protestant,- that means YOU TOO,
 Jehovah’s Witnessess, -okay, I adding in the Jehovah’s Witnesses, for 
humor, if you’re still reading this, because when you talk about being 
Straight or Gay or how about being Straight and Gay, you got to have 
some humor, otherwise, you will be mental for real, not myth- The 
Christian, who can’t even admit or explain about how that the first 
natural man had not choice to have sex with his own daughter(s) in order
 for pro-creation to continue.
 Explain Adam’s Incest. There’s nothing preventing an adult male from making babies accept for death.
 So, tell me, Jewish father, Islamic dad, Christian pop, you are aware 
that sexuality and romance and the responsibility to respect it falls on
 YOU, correct? Don’t pass this whole Straight stuff on the mother or the
 mother to be, or the mother that could be, or the mother that chooses 
not to be a mother. Where are you at when it comes to so-called mental 
health issues and sexual intercourse and romance and people?
 Cat got your tongue? Or is it, cat got angry?
 Adam and Eve (Jew and Muslim brothers and sisters. you identify Eve by 
another name-I didn’t forget to respect your view about Eve. I know, 
Christians often times believe that every name and everything must be as
 they see it or no other way at all), God created, not Adam and Steve. 
Right. Heard all about it ever since I was a kid. Did I already mention 
that I laughed about this when I first heard about it?
 Explain 
Adam’s incest. The male offspring of Adam somewhere along the line, had 
sex with his female daughter. Forget about Lot and his two daughters and
 father daughter incest.
 Are you so sure that sex is about 
what’s natural or what’s natural is about sex and romantic relations? 
Explain it. Don’t make up your own excuses that everyone is not perfect.
 But being Gay is what then? 
 Or is the real answer, everyone 
should just mind your own business? Did that biblical verse just kill 
the so-called Straight Pride. Last time I checked, there’s nothing to be
 proud about being Straight because it's your JOB not your REWARD to be 
Straight- if that’s what you choose to do. Did I mention that already?
 So, whose baby is that after Eve’s body aged to much that she no longer
 could have children? Huh? I mean, do you people who are so bothered by 
Homosexuality really want to discuss Straight Pride and what Straight 
Pride is actually about? Huh? Try getting past the first few pages of 
the good book of Genesis first then talk to Gay people about sexual 
intercourse and romantic relations…
 So, then, there’s this 
single person who’s lonely, and she or he would just like to get 
involved with the opposite sex. Problem is, trouble is, Straight people 
refuse to even speak to her or him let alone hold hands or kiss, or how 
about just a hug?
 Straight males don’t even want Straight 
females, and vice versa. Straight single people won’t even date another 
Straight single person because two Straight people aren’t the same Race.
 What? Huh? So, it’s not that he or she is unattractive, it’s just that I
 ain’t going to date him or her because they’re not like me, White or 
Black.
 And there’s the Straight people of the same Race… You 
too, there’s trouble. I’m not dating you, or you not dating me. Or how 
dare you even look at me.
 So, nobody wants me and I’m Straight? 
But I got to hear it from the self-appointed Gay Sheriff, and the 
self-appointed Jew, Muslim, Christian, there goes that Jehovah’s Witness
 again, that because males don’t want me if I am a female, and females 
refuse me if I am a male, it will bother Straight people if I quit 
getting being bothered of being lonely? I got to just watch others have 
some type of romantic relationship just because, you got your mate, your
 soul mate, your partner, your wife, your husband, your romantic friend-
 but I’m supposed to stay lonely to support your Cat got your tongue, 
Cat got angry problem?
 So, what am I supposed to do when my Cat 
gets un-tongue tied? Use it or not? What am I supposed to do when my Cat
 gets angry? Feed it or not? Oh, you didn’t know that I was talking 
about sexual intercourse when I brought up the Cat got your tongue thing
 or Cat gets angry thing?
 Gotcha. Go ahead and laugh. Just seeing if you were really paying attention.
 Look, unless you have some real intellectual answers as to why are you 
so bothered with Gay Pride or Homosexuality do the fair and honest 
thing, DON’T SUPPORT THIS STRAIGHT PRIDE CRAP.
There are just way too 
many things that need being Proud attention. Real things, not mythical 
things.  
 And don’t forget, Control that Cat! I think having 
pride in being able to control your sex or your sexual drive or even 
your own sexual interest is far better to discuss and even mention- like
 say Celibacy Pride, have you ever been able to go without having any 
sex for 10 years Straight? Who can join that?
 To be able to do that, is real pride, like a marine! Pride.